When life gives you lemons …

As you go about your daily life, you will encounter many lemons. Sour expressions, sour attitudes, sour auras! The good thing is that if you don’t want to be a lemon, you don’t have to be! Just don’t let those lemons rub themselves all over you! And you don’t even have to save them! Let lemons be lemons! One of the most important things that I have ever learned, is that I don’t have to save people.”
― C. JoyBell C.

“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye” – Cathy Guisewite

“When life gives you lemons, ask for a shot of tequila.” – Jennifer Avventura

“When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it” – Unknown

Do you have any funny “When life gives you lemons” quotes? Please share them below, I’m in need of a good laugh.

About Jennifer Avventura

Canadian Freelance writer living in Sardinia, Italy. A serial expat who lived in Australia, England and Cayman Islands. She eats Nutella with a spoon and hides under the bed during lightning storms. When she's not out running 6k you will find her sitting at the computer - writing her novel and searching for worldwide waitress work.
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12 Responses to When life gives you lemons …

  1. Bluebirdsunshine says:

    When life gives you lemons, make lemon drizzle cake, cake makes everything better.

  2. or ask for a Corona ;)

  3. or make lemon meringue pie…

  4. thirdeyemom says:

    When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! that is the ironic quote we got in Germany when it was pouring rain on our way to see a castle and little did I know my husband was about to propose to me!

  5. Yours is the best so far …

  6. I wish I could think of one to top yours about tequila, but that’s not easy. Wish life were full of fewer lemons for you these days.
    Hugs,
    Kathy

  7. timethief says:

    I’m sorry you are getting so many lemons. Sometimes life sucks. Maybe you ought to save the seeds and plant and orchard. That was lame … sorry but it’s the best I could do, Jennifer.

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